Guy Ritchie has a new mystery girlfriend, and we think she looks just a tad like a younger Madonna – if Madonna had ever looked that demure. Granted there were a few times she dressed like that, but it was only so she could rip her clothes off asap.

There’s something in this girl’s eyes and her jaw that really looks like Madge would’ve looked around 23 if she’d just graduated from Mount Holyoke with a literature degree instead of dressing like a homeless person and singing at the Roxy.

Something tells us this is exactly the face Madonna is going for with all that surgery.

We’re wondering if Guy dating this woman is meant as an homage to Madge or as a dig.