…but what else would you expect from Britain’s tackiest A-list celebrity!!

Yes, the former topless model known as Jordan apparently didn’t want to turn her wedding to BF Alex Reid into a tasteless media circus.

She wanted to show her undying love to the professional cage fighter by keeping the ceremony in at a Las Vegas hotel very low-key.

But then what did they do after tying the knot…they hit up a strip joint to celebrate.

Classy? We don’t think so.