34 today…or is that just the number of women he has bedded in the last year??

Wherever he is hiding out, we’re pretty sure his wife Elin will not be celebrating with her lying, cheating spouse.

If anything, Tiger will be all alone, crying into his birthday cake while his missus thinks about how much of his vast fortune she will take from him when she finally gets to divorce him.

Anyway Tiger, many (un)happy returns for today.