KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: IT’S A BOY!

Just as you thought the Kardashians were everywhere, another one pops into the world.

Yes, Kourtney Kardashian and her on-again boyfriend of two years, Scott Disick, are the proud parents of a bouncing baby.

Mason Dash Disick — who weighed 7 lbs., 6 oz., and 19.5 inches — was born Monday morning in Los Angeles.

We’re very happy for the family…but we’re not looking forward to the pimping of the child so Kourtney to make some cash to pay for diapers.

CONGRATS ANYWAY!!

  • Raul Los Lobostein

    Damn Kourtney, i want you to sit on my face after you’ve worked out for seven hours, eaten a Chipotle burrito, taken a dump and not wiped, and sprinkled little pieces of Doritos in your ass crack.