AMY WINEHOUSE GIVES INTO WHIMSY IN ST. LUCIA

Look what the ocean vomited up on the sands of St. Lucia- Amy Winehouse!
Amy Wino has been spending some serious time on the tropical isle of St. Lucia, and has told people she may never leave (too bad for the St. Lucians). We spotted her frolicking on the sand yesterday afternoon, apparently checking out windsurfing gear- why does that sound like an awful idea to me?
You can’t help but notice that Amy has a huge, discolored patch on on her left thigh; I thought it was her impetigo flaring up, but according to her reps Amy spilled a boiling pot of pasta on herself. Well, you know they say, salt water is a natural healer!
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