TILA TEQUILA NIPS OUT IN LOS ANGELES

The recession has hit all of us hard, even reality star Tila Tequila who can no longer afford a bra.

TT skipped around Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon in knee high boots, short shorts and a white t-shirt sans bra.  She made stops for coffee and the Chanel boutique.

Tila told US Weekly that she was turned on by Christian Bale’s obscenity-laden tirade.  "He can talk to me like that any time!"  She adds, "He’s hot."  Brilliant.

  • Stupid Name

    Let’s see… could she practice witchcraft? Let me count the ways:

    - Five pointed star (x2)
    - Solomon wicca writing
    - Fake eyes, fake tits, what else is fake…
    - Sexually liberal
    - Flipping the bird
    - Checker table in one photo
    - Cresent moons and full moon (necklace symbols)
    - Name advocates drunkeness and alter senses, perhaps luring other to temptation and deceit and harm

    Just a guess.

    Me so crafty.