MICHAEL PHELPS CALLS HIS BONG RIPS “REGRETTABLE”

Olympic hero and moral compass Michael Phelps has issued a statement apologizing for a picture that has surfaced of him smoking marijuana out of a bong pipe at 2008 party.
News of the World first ran the incriminating picture that could ruin Michael’s 2012 Olympic dreams. On November 6, Michael surprised students at the University Of South Carolina in Columbia by showing up unannounced at a house party. A source told NOTW, “You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do"
WOOPS! Michael has since came clean and released this statement today to the Associated Press-
"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."
Nice work, Golden Boy. This packed jam’s for you!
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John Miller













