PARIS HILTON BRINGS HER GIRLS OUT FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN

Did you know that Paris Hilton has boobs?  Well in case you didn’t she brought them out in full force last night so you could get a good look.

The reality heiress and her reality cleavage partied in Los Angeles last night.  I’m impressed she didn’t choke herself with those things; do you think Benji Madden’s missing the goods?

UPDATE:
Speaking of "missing goods", TMZ is reporting that Paris’ Beverly Hills home was broken into this morning.

According to cops, a man in a hooded sweatshirt forced entry into her front door and ransacked her bedroom. Preliminary reports indicate $2 mil in jewelry and other belongings were taken. The police say Hilton was not home at the time.

That ain’t cool! We’re glad P. Hiltz is safe.