SIMON COWELL IS A KOOL DUDE

Is Mr. Fancy Pants, Simon Cowell, actually smoking Kool cigarettes?  It really surprises me to see him with a pack of menthol cigarettes, but then again he is leaving a restaurant with a beer in hand so maybe he was a little tipsy.

We spotted Simon leaving Mr. Chow’s in London after dining with his fellow X-Factor judges.  That guy just loooooves to judge other people, so much so that it’s pretty much what he does for a career!  One day when I’m old and respected, I hope to have a job as a judge of some sort.  I will make cutting, but witty comments about contestants abilities and the public will love to hate me. Oh, and I’ll make billions of dollars. 

  • Anonymous

    wat ever loser