JESSICA BIEL DAZZLES ON THE RED CARPET

Normally I like to talk shit on Jessica Biel, if only for the fact that it angers me that she somehow stole my boyfriend Justin Timberlake.  Although I do feel rightly entitled to J.T., I will put my claws aside to admit that Jessica looked fantastic for the Rome premiere of her new film Easy Virtue.

Jessica Stars with Ben Barnes (of Prince Caspian fame) as an glamorous American woman in the late-1920s who marries into a stuffy British family and shows them a thing or two about her glitzy life. Jessica got to show off her singing skills as she laid down a couple of tracks for the movie. She did "an amazing job," a rep for the studios, Michelle Aselta, told People.  Amazing, you say?  Maybe there will be a duet on Justin’s next album…but I still think he’d sound better with me!