The Guiness Book of World Records brought London to a standstill today when the world’s smallest man,  He Pingping, came face-to-err-CROTCH with Svetlana Pankratova, the woman with the longest legs. Cheeky little fella He had the photographers laughing when he took a quick peek up Svetlana’s skirt as they posed in Trafalgar Square. But Svetlana got her own back. She sat on He and he ain’t been seen since.