Posted by Mary Beth, Thursday 08/21/2008, 2:44 pm  

TODAY WAS A POPULAR DAY TO BIRTH FUTURE FAMOUS PEOPLE

Tonight will be a busy night in Hollywood for birthday parties! Reality prince Brody Jenner celebrates his 25th while Heroes’ Hayden Panettiere turns the big 1-9.  Ah, 19, what a frustrating birthday; you’re past the excitement of being a legal adult but you’re still two whole years away from being legal to drink. BOOOO!  Anyways, I’m sure Hayden doesn’t have that problem so party up and maybe you’ll run into Brody, who will be dripping with Patron and slutty girls, i.e. "Britney Canada Whore."  HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDES!

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  • Pfft

    Eh considering there’s photos of Hayden drinking it up with her buddy Paris a few years ago now plus considering her boyfriend’s been legal for over a freaking decade – I’m sure she’s not too worried.

    Give it a few years and welcome to rehab baby. She was f#cked up years ago. Obnoxious child star with momager, famous before she’s 18 – there’s no way out!

    Same similar difference with Brody.

  • Anonymous

    FYI to the first poster, Hayden’s boyfriend doesn’t drink anyway. Don’t pretend you know someone when you don’t, she doesn’t eff her life up like so many other celebs. (e.g. Lindsay Lohan etc)