BREAKING NEWS: JOHN MAYER ATTACKED BY RUCK SACK

It kind of looks like John Mayer’s backpack is trying to eat his head.  We spotted the singer returning to his Beverly Hills home yesterday, but apparently he wasn’t feeling the pap as he tried to hide behind his gear.  Why so shy John, did Pete give you a lil love bite on your neck???

  • Anonymous

    ‘lil love bite on your neck’

    that made lol so hard

  • tort

    those sneakers are fugly