I think the BlackBerry may be the newest battle on the war on drugs.  Take a look for yourself at these pix from last nights Launch Party for the BlackBerry Pearl 8130 smarthphone from Verizon.  I think they all look suspiciously under the influence. Every single person person has a crazy expression on their face.  CariDee has got the dead eyes.  Paris and Bill Hader have got the wonky eyes.  And I think Rumer Willis and Kat DeLuna are attempting to be sexy but it’s coming out more druggie.
And have you ever seen people once they get a BlackBerry in their possession?! They become obsessed with it!  Constantly checking it, scrolling until their thumbs bleed…there must be a little something special in that pearl that the rest of us don’t know about.