Movies Rock, a celebration of films and the songs that score them, was held at the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles over the weekend.  Actors and musicians alike came out to honor some of the great soundtracks of the last 70 years, they also dressed like a bunch of ‘tards. 

I don’t know what was going on last night, perhaps the invitation said something like "You are cordially invited to Movies Rock….Please dress accordingly…We suggest you drink some Jagermeister then shut your eyes and then pick the first thing you find in your closet. Or in the trash".  Ok, so not all of them were horrid, but let me tell you I looked through set upon set of totally ridiculous looking famous people.  Apparently there is something about this event, the melding of music and movies that inspired people to dress like morons.

Let’s start off with the emerald green shade that both Beyonce and Mary J. Blige wore.  My pick is Mary J.  It’s definitely a unique look, but she’s owning it and she looks happy and does not look trashy.  Beyonce on the other hand…enough.  I’ve had enough of her.  Ok, you have a big ass, WE KNOW. Great for you.  I’m all for working what ya mama gave ya, but please, can we have a break from her.  She’s so much cooler with Destiny’s Child.  I feel like her solo career/image is actually much more vanilla then she’d care to admit.
And speak of divas with a lot of junk in the trunk, there was J.Lo, looking oh so ethereal in white.  Not.  Gah, I can’t believe out of all her husbands Marc Anthony is the one who knocked her up…ugh, they’re gonna be such weird parents.  I don’t think they’ll be abusive, but I just can’t picture the two of them as nurturers, but I dunno, that’s just me.  Anyways, everyone was talking about her freaking bump, but check out her face in this shot. AMAZING. 
Then there was Eve, who I love and think is absolutely adorable, but whyyy do you have to push your boobs up that much?! You know you’re about five seconds away from a nip slip.  Don’t go down that path Eve. Stay strong.
And let’s finish up with Fugly, I mean Fergie and Paz Vega.  Fergie’s dress was basically an extended corset; very classy.  Paz Vega, chains in lieu of the back of your sparkley shirt is a rather bold choice.  And perhaps if this weekend’s Movies Rock was a special edition; the coke whores of Scarface, you’d be commended.  However, it’s 2007 and you look f’n nuts.