…and don’t we know it. Lindsay’s dad Michael did his best to perform for the bemused shoppers in Times Square last night. But even he was forced to admit ”I’m not an actor.” In his first, not so major, acting role, the former convict appeared in a charity event as Joseph alongside Mary. He was awful but he managed to raise a laugh when asked what Lindsay wanted for Christmas and he replied: ”She’s sent her list to Santa – and he better have a big wallet.”