Britney’s Monkey Man mystery solved!

Britney\'s Monkey Man mystery solved!

Well, it took some serious detective work, but INF Daily has solved the mystery of Britney Spears’ new ‘boyfriend.’ He is actually a bodyguard who often accompanies her on trips to New York. He is also the guy (affectionately known as Monkey Man in the INF office) who stopped Sean Preston’s skull from bouncing off the sidewalk when Britney dropped him a few months back (!) So, unless Brit is sleeping with the baby-catcher, there is nothing more to this relationship than struggling celebrity and badly-dressed star muscle – no matter what the other blogs might say. Sorry folks!

  • Anonymous

    Wow, you guys rock. Thats totally him!!!!

  • Anonymous

    hahahahaha. Britney’s screwing her bodyguard. Hot

  • Anonymous

    whoever his is. he is FUGLY!

  • Anonymous

    Dig the tache. Very 70s

  • Anonymous

    thats him. not a boyfriend.

  • Anonymous

    Holly shit!!! She was fuking the bodyguard…hehehehehe
    K-fed what u have to say about that???
    Corrrrrnnnnnnooooooo!!!!