Britney Spears spoke to her fans through her hat when she went to have her nails done at a Malibu salon yesterday. Trouble is, we can’t make out exactly what Brit was trying to tell us. Here are some suggestions..

1. Fu*k, my hair isn’t growing back
2. Fu*k, I can’t even lipsynch properly any more
3. Fu*k, where did I put those kids?
4. Fu*k, I’m going to have to visit Paris in jail
5. Fu*k… off everyone