Paris loves pot-tery

Paris loves pot-tery

Jail-bound party girl Paris Hilton has been brushing up on her pottery skills, obviously ready for when she starts her stint in the slammer in the next few days. Paris doesn’t want to feel left out behind bars – where she’ll be stitching mailbags and breaking rocks in a lesbian chain gang no doubt – so she called in at her local Beverly Hills art store to get a few lessons on ceramic painting just in case.